Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
this just has baby written all over it
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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