Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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