I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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