butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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