Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
try to milk me bitch
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