Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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