So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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