It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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