You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Randomize
