It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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