i always forget guys have bellybuttons
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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