The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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