The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Is it because I queefed?
you win again, gameday.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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