you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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