I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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