kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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