Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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