So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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