It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I intend to get homeless drunk
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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