So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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