Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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