Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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