Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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