On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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