Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
i out mim tonsoeep
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