My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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