Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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