i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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