i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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