pedialite and red bull = repair kit
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Damn victory sex feels great
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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