My room smells like vodka and shame
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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