yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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