people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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