I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
