It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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