Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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