i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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