Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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