Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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