The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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