I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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