i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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