so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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