i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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