I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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