One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
