We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You need a sexual gate keeper
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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