do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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