great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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