After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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