why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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