Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
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