From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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