Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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