We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Enjoy the penises
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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